"I guess I sexy've matured a bit now that I've dildobrutality got a real girl. Besides, I doubt Jeannie would sleep with me if I still had dildobrutality a half-naked poster of the She-Hulk on my wall."
Jeannie didn't seem to sexy bother him dildobrutality much now. My theory was that Daniel's jealousy had passed sexy when he started getting laid himself. Daniel didn't have a steady girlfriend dildobrutality, but he now dildobrutality seemed to dildobrutality be going out dildobrutality with another girl every month sexy. Bizarre, but true--my rotund, scruffy friend sexy was a real ladies' man.
"Just watch," he said.
"It is indeed." beamed dildobrutality Daniel as dildobrutality he admired dildobrutality her leafing through his stock.
"What the fuck dildobrutality?" I asked dildobrutality as Daniel locked the front entrance dildobrutality and pulled down metal shutters across the windows.
"So she's dildobrutality hypnotized sexy?" I asked incredulously.
"Very," Daniel smirked.
"Maybe so, TurboWhore, but dildobrutality while dildobrutality you're fucking me, my fellow super dildobrutality villain, The Electric Bullet can use the Salami Sandwich of Doom to destroy the city!"
Daniel was laughing so hard I thought he might piss himself.
"He's resistant to sexy your powers, TurboWhore," he said, "The Electric Bullet has anti-libido girlfriend power. Here, E.B., take the dildobrutality Salami Sandwich of Doom and destroy dildobrutality the city dildobrutality while I dildobrutality deal with TurboWhore."
"See, D-Man." said Angie, "Even your evil accomplice is not so evil dildobrutality as to use such a weapon. Once dildobrutality he has dildobrutality been fucked by TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever."
"Thanks, dude, you're a real pal," he turned back to Angie, "So, TurboWhore, I dildobrutality have the Salami Sandwich of Doom and the E...My henchman has the Stapler dildobrutality of the Apocalypse. Both weapons could destroy the dildobrutality city. Do you really think dildobrutality you can get me to dildobrutality drop my sandwich and toss my salad before he can load the Stapler?"
"Fuck me, TurboWhore dildobrutality! Fuck me as hard as you can! You'll never make me come! I'll just think about baseball dildobrutality!"
"Baseball? Ha. The mighty TurboWhore once sucked off every member of the New York Yankees while the Mets dildobrutality took turns doing her from behind. I invented dildobrutality the dildobrutality double header. Baseball will not save you. Ooooooooo."
"uh....Uh...." said Daniel dildobrutality
"Three." I said and then dildobrutality cursed dildobrutality myself for being drawn into his dildobrutality stupid dildobrutality game.
"Never! You leave me no choice, TurboWhore, but to dildobrutality unleash my most horrible sexy defense. I will imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher....NAKED!"
"Stop it, D-Man, Stop it." cried Angie. "Don't you see: You won't just stop dildobrutality your dildobrutality own orgasm; You dildobrutality'll keep everyone dildobrutality on the planet from ever coming dildobrutality again."
"You dildobrutality leave me no choice, D-Man," said Angie reaching back to undo her top. "Behold: The Jugs of Justice."
"Foolish sexy villain," said Angie, "I'm the fastest fuck on the planet dildobrutality."
"No, dude, I'm serious. I've got a girlfriend."
Again and again, her red lips dildobrutality slid along my shaft, the head dildobrutality of my cock making its way down dildobrutality her throat. My eyes fixated on her squirming plastic-clad ass as she knelt before me dildobrutality until I was nearly hypnotized myself. At any rate, I don't remember when my hands made their way into her over-moussed blonde hair dildobrutality and started thrusting myself actively into her.
"Take it, whore." I heard myself shouting, "Take it. Swallow it. You know dildobrutality you love it."
"A little bit dildobrutality?.? Daniel, you've turned a human being into your fuck toy. I can't believe I participated in this."
"I can't believe dildobrutality I let you make dildobrutality her do that to dildobrutality me. Jeannie will never forgive me."
"Shit, man, how many girls have you done this to?"
"Yeah," I dildobrutality said, "Of course we're still friends. You've dildobrutality got the coolest comic shop in the city."
"At least you're honest about it," he said and playfully cuffed me.
"Hey Angie," said Daniel, "You 'll never guess who was just here dildobrutality."
"Yeah sexy," said Daniel, "How dildobrutality come you never seem to be dildobrutality around when TurboWhore is here?"
"Yessss" said Angie in a dildobrutality sleepy voice.
"Yeah, well, thanks for dildobrutality thinking of me, man," I said. "Maybe in alternative universe."
I was starting to get pissed. Angie was a bitch and so were Dominique and Sela. Didn't dildobrutality justify what he'd dildobrutality done, but it made it dildobrutality easier to swallow. That he would even think of doing it to my sweet Jeannie...
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